~The Catch-All Drawer~
Thursday, January 29, 2004
A little poetry fun.
I kinda doubt it, but this first one is supposed to be Ogden Nash,
according to the trustworthy unknown website where I found it:
There was a young lady called Harris,
That nothing could ever embarrass;
___Till the bath-salts one day
___ In the tub where she lay
Turned out to be plaster of Paris.
This one I wrote, plagiarizing from a saucy one. I just liked using the last word:
An inventive young fellow named Lodge
Had a pantry installed in his Dodge.
___When he got in the mood,
___He could have his fast food,
Without even leaving his grodge.
Ogden Nash I will never be, but it is fun to mangle words, especially about personal experiences:
When calling for toll free assistance
To get help he still had a littlechance
___Told "hold" in four languages
___He sent out for sanduages
The gent had amazing persistance.
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American Accents
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. . . Monday, January 26, 2004 (0) commentsTuesday, January 20, 2004
Inbound Link Check
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. . . Tuesday, January 20, 2004 (1) commentsSaturday, January 17, 2004
What to Do If You Are Ripped Off Online
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. . . Saturday, January 17, 2004 (0) commentsThursday, January 15, 2004
Old Time Music
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. . . Thursday, January 15, 2004 (0) commentsWednesday, January 14, 2004
Supercalifragilisticexpialagoogle
Area Code Information. Enter a U.S. telephone area code into a Google search box (e.g. 760), and results feature a thumbnail map naming the geographic region at the top of the results page.
Universal Product Codes. Want information about a specific product? Enter its Universal Product Code (UPC), the number on the bottom of a bar code displayed on product packaging into the Google search box (e.g.: 074101420241). If the product can be found, results include a link to the UPC Database for more information.
Flight Tracking. Enter an airline name or code and a flight number (e.g.: UA 44)and you'll get two links to flight information, from Travelocity and fboweb.com. This feature works well and is robust, accepting variations on the example above such as "united 44" and "ual 44", two other ways of referring to United Airlines.
Vehicle ID Numbers. Enter a Vehicle ID number (VIN) (e.g. JM1BJ225431140254) returns a link from carfax.com for a page with more information about the year, make and model of a specific car.
U.S. Postal Service Tracking Numbers. USPS tracking numbers generate a direct link to the USPS website with information about the shipping status of a package.
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. . . Wednesday, January 14, 2004 (0) commentsThursday, January 08, 2004
Trains
This website is in Japanese, but it's not necessary to speak Japanese to enjoy its strange and wonderful charm.
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. . . Thursday, January 08, 2004 (0) commentsTuesday, January 06, 2004
Public Domain Poetry
One of my favorites is "The Wasp"
The wasp and all his numerous family
I look upon as a major calamity.
He throws open his nest with prodigality,
But I distrust his waspitality.
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. . . Tuesday, January 06, 2004 (0) commentsLife found on Mars
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. . . Tuesday, January 06, 2004 (0) commentsOgden Nash
The dromedary two
Or else the other way around
I'm never sure, are you?
Man, I love quick and funny little poems like this. Instead of warm fuzzies, why am I thinking the following: Are poems like this in the public domain? Can I just use a poem like this on a website technically and legally? hmmm I wouldn't get in trouble if I recited it out loud, so why should I worry about writing it down? And after all, I did attribute it to good old Ogden. hmmmm
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Look ma! No Keyboard!
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Comet Catcher Moves Into Position
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